Ode aos anestesistas (legendado)

everybody wonders what anesthetists do while the patient is a sleeve everybody wonders what we do for three hours while that machine goes B everybody reckons we drink coffee and we gossip and we're generally subversive everybody reckons we do crosswords in Sudoku and we chat up all the nurses do you really think that's all we do? well let me tell you now it isn't true cause we sometimes check the screen and every now and then we write stuff and if we have to intervene we inject a bit of white stuff and we often do alter the lights or the height of the bed or fiddle with the radio change the CD we even check the patient occasionally and if they move we turn up the vapor and then we go back to reading the paper while the patient is asleep we just sit and listen to the beef we just sit and listen to the once upon a time I took pride in my job now I think it's time to depart cause I just sit here every day and listen to blips of the heart